didnt we make friends this weekend and last??
I CAN REPLY TO REPLIES? WHAT. WHAT. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. WHAT THE HECK. (have you always been able to do this? am I dumb? Don’t answer that. Or do. Whatever.)
Um. Yes, we did make new friends. A+ new friends. I am very happy. But now that I have a taste for new friends, I have gotten greedy, and I want all the new friends. FRIENDS. MINE. FOR ME. YES. MY FRIENDS.
And I’m not entirely sure how I made those new friends? I insulted everyone all night, screamed at them, and creamed everyone in flip cup. So. If that’s how you make friends, then I should be friends with the entire world by now.